Language Learning is the 'New Game+' of Life

Are you tired of being a competent adult and long for the simpler times of childhood, when you were unable to navigate the complex, bureaucratic requirements of modern life? Would you like to relearn everything you know at greatly increased difficulty? How about investing years of your life into a skill that, if mastered, makes you slightly less capable than a grade-school child?

If so, then language learning is for you! Experience the closest thing to a real-life New Game+, where all your knowledge and experience are for naught. Enjoy struggling with tasks such as counting, expressing yourself, and finding the nearest toilet in a crowded transit station.

Highly recommended.¹